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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I tired to explain to someone what a Literature Review is about four different ways, and they keep trying to design a study instead. My head hurts and I hate group projects and why do I have to do a 7 page lit review group project for a 1 hour research credit anyway?!
Powder Keg of Sexual Deviance: Dressing Up as Lady Gaga is a sin against Jesus
October is the cruelest month for Christians in America. The summer is over, school semesters are underway and we look forward to the special joys of Thanksgiving and Christmas. The one tragic distraction in the middle of all that cheer is the institutionalized…
I just lol’d so hard I peed a little.
On that note, I will be dressing up as Lady Gaga in approximately 11 hours. Complete with black veil and neon colored lightning bolt print bra. You know, to attract the lightning bolts for when I get struck down for being a perverse, devil worshiping deviant.
(Source: dft.ba)
Karma or something
A couple months ago, a friend of mine posted a few very negative. broad comments about depression, saying that people just needed, “To exercise and eat better” and “get yourself out of the situations that make you unhappy.”
Now all I hear from them every day is about how depressed they are, how misserable their life is, and how much it sucks to be them. No one knows how hard it is for me to not take revenge by telling them to shut up and eat a salad.
I’m a bad person.
THIS EXISTS. AND PEOPLE BUY IT. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA.
Client: “What’s that paint software you are using at the moment”
Me: “It’s called Photoshop CS4, and it’s more than just some paint software!”
Client: “Could you make me a copy of it for my 6 year old son to mess around on? He does likes painting”
Me: “Er… no, that’s piracy and it’s licenced to me and my company”
Client: “I’ll provide you with a disc”
Me: “…I really can’t do that”
Client: “Maybe I’ll reconsider your final fee”
What the Hell, Knoxville? With all the graphic design, video design, and photography students in your college, you had to send Google a video that turned our city into a giant phallic symbol?
This would be the mask my teacher wore today. He informed us that he spent $35 on it from Amazon, and is hiding his mask buying from his wife because he is spending so much money.
*facepalm*
Heater Fail
While in our spare room I contemplated the fact that my former roommate always complained that the heater was broken, and that she was going to have to get a space heater for the room. It dawned on me tonight that though she had pushed the button of the wall AC/Heating unit that says “Heat” she had refused to turn the heating nob from it’s coldest setting to be “green.”
Even with her gone, I can’t help but do a silent face-palm.
