Abandon All Hope Etc.

Clinical Health Psychology grad student. This blog is where I throw my psychology, herpetology, sociocultural, and food induced ramblings.

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It's My Funeral

Cori: "OH JESUS. You just made me realize that when I die they'll do my hair and makeup and I WONT HAVE ANY SAY IN IT. NONONONO. EXISTENTIAL CRISIS"

Sam: "Oh and it will be TERRIBLE."

Sam: "I'VE SEEN THINGS."

Cori: "BURN MY BODY BEFORE THEY CAN GET TO ME, SAM. BURN MY BODY ON TOP OF MY PILE OF VIBRATING DILDOS."

Cori: "The best viking funeral pyre"

Sam: "I'll make a viking boat, and your vibrating dildos will power the motor. The blades will be dildos."

Cori: "YES. YES DO THAT."