July 2010
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Jul 31st
I got in a knife fight, only the other guy was... →
Well, that’s what I look like anyway. I’ve got pricks all over my arms, and when I left the clinic I had four separate band aids/bandages on me (none of which matched). Disclaimer: This is a…
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The DJ Within
According to this box of Reese’s Puffs, I can create my “DJ Name” by using the name of my first pet and the name of the road I first lived on, then replace the “i”s with “y”s. I’m assuming this is a kid’s version of the “Stripper Name Game.” Still, why not give it a try? (“Kiki”+”Rolling...
Jul 30th
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Jul 29th
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The Heterosexual Questionnaire →
Imagining heterosexist questions directed at straights illustrates the insanity done to gays and lesbians. Questions for Heterosexuals developed by Martin Rochlin, Ph.D., 1977 1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality? 2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual? 3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
Jul 29th
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Jul 28th
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Captured: America in Color from 1939-1943 →
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Jul 26th
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clientsfromhell: Me: “Okay, let’s start from the beginning. Is your computer’s power cable plugged in?” Client: “Yes.” Me: “What is it plugged in to?” Client: “The power strip.” Me: “Is the power strip on?” Client: “Yes. It is in the on position, but no lights are lit up.” Me: “What is the power strip plugged in to?” Client: “The power strip…”
Jul 25th
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Jul 25th
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Listenflopehoats: The Sound of Silence by Simon and...
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Jul 24th
The Crabgrass Crusade →
I’ve started working in the community garden about twice a week, when I have time off from work. I don’t know what the watering schedule is yet (and I won’t until next Friday) so I’ve been…
Jul 24th
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Jul 24th
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WatchWatch
“Because it’s your problem, not theirs.”
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Jul 21st
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The Hollow Men, Verse Five
V Here we go round the prickly pear Prickly pear prickly pear Here we go round the prickly pear At five o’clock in the morning. Between the idea And the reality Between the motion And the act Falls the Shadow For Thine is the Kingdom Between the conception And the creation Between the emotion And the response Falls the Shadow Life is very long Between the desire And the spasm...
Jul 21st
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Inspecting Inception →
I stole my sister this weekend. She stayed longer than she’s ever stayed before, a total of four days and three nights. It may not sound that long but it felt pretty awesome being able to have…
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