April 2010
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March 2010
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401k
Liz: Rosemary said that women in this business become obsolete when people stop wanting to see them naked.
Jack: Lemon, make enough money and you can pay people to see you naked.
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That went... well? →
My interview was… odd. The Grad student who interviewed my showed me all the rooms in the lab and explained the study that is currently going on. He took me to an interview room and explained a…
Mar 30th
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“EVEN A DOG KNOWS NOT TO POOP IN ITS OWN YARD.”
– Loud, obnoxious lady who somehow gets paid more than me
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Not too Bad for a Monday →
So far: -Have an interview tomorrow for the Research Assistant position I want. -Need to bake Rachael cookies for covering my shift. -Get to go back home early cause Max isn’t going to his Psych…
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The Green Room →
After much deliberation (and by this I of course mean on a whim) I now have a garden in the spare room, which Corrine and my mother simultaneously christened “The Green Room”. Everything is…
Mar 27th
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My Plant Addiction...
My cactus and succulent buying problem came back. I blame Max, he bought me a grafted moon cactus and a little succulent to go with my lithops. Now I want more.  Especially one of these: So cool. T.T 
Mar 27th
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Mar 26th
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“How a fish almost destroyed my childhood. Hilarity from @alliebrosh ...”
– Oatmeal
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This Exam is SO Hard.
TA: How hard is this exam so far, guys?
Student 1: Hard!
Student 2: Too hard!
Student 3: So Hard!
(Silence)
Guy: Am I the only one getting turned on right now?
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IT'S WARM OUT AND I CAN'T CONCENTRAAAATE D: →
I’m trying really hard to ignore the fact that I have exams in all four of my classes within a couple days again. I’ve taken an hour and a half nap, done lots of gardening, cooked, burned a pie…
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Sailing Class
Jeff: "Why aren't you in sailing class?"
Pierce: "Oh, they drowned me."
Jeff: "Why?"
Pierce: "For a better grade."
Mar 20th
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“The unexamined life is not worth living.”
– Irvin Yalom
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ListenThis song fills me with unfathomable joy.
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