January 2010
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Things to Do with Our New Spare Room!
My roommate is taking yet another day to move out. Things are no longer amiable. Instead of being home and dealing with her bat-shit insane mother or self, I’d prefer to sit in the library far, far away from them and envision how wonderful things will be when she is gone.
See, she never helped clean or anything. She was overbearing and clingy. In the eight months we’ve lived together, she has...
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““Tweetflash: Pastor pulls gun on family because they don’t go to...”
– cracked
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The Voice Of Reason.
Cori: You know, on the bright side, when we move into that tiny apartment, maybe we can afford a kitty-cat!
Max: Absolutely.
Cori: ...Really?
Max: Yes, and we can name it "Pablo Killer." It'll be great.
Cori: Damn you...
Howard Zinn, historian who challenged status quo,... →
jhnbrssndn:
Howard Zinn, the Boston University historian and political activist who was an early opponent of US involvement in Vietnam and a leading faculty critic of BU president John Silber, died of a heart attack today in Santa Monica, Calif, where he was traveling, his family said. He was 87.
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The Beverly Hillbillies Have Moved In.
My room mate’s mother and father are in our apartment while she is in the hospital. They came in town last night and have spent more time here than there with her. They’ve been back here for the past three hours, drinking boxed wine and invading my privacy without shame.
Her mother doesn’t understand why it is not okay to come into Max and my room without asking our permission....
“Sometimes ‘FUCK!’ sums things up much faster than Shakespeare.”
– Rajan
SHE'S SO STUPID
Ashleigh: I found this picture of a fish on Facebook, and it says "I swear to God when I evolve I'm going to kill you all." Do fish evolve?
Aria: That's Magikarp.
Asleigh: What's that?
Aria: It's a Pokemon.
Ashleigh: Oh, well I think it's really cute.
FACEBOOK SUCKS. →
Yet another girl I know who is my age or younger is engaged. Really? I’m here desperately trying to buy a car and pay rent and focusing on papers and projects and you people have the spare money and…
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Writing a Reflection Paper.
I’d much rather bitch about reflecting than actually reflect. Its more fun that way.
Especially since this is what I’m supposed to be reflecting on.
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Seismograph
Cori: It's called a Seismograph.
Dr. Leon: A what?
Cori: Seismograph.
Dr. Leon: I can't say that. You want really good English, go to Harvard. But you're at UT, so you get me.
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Walker, Texas Ranger: Breaker of Young Boys'...
Young Boy: Walker, will I ever see you again?
Walker: We'll see, Jonny, we'll see...
Walker drives into the sunset, never to be seen again.
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This reminds me of Aria... →
Via http://www.myspace.com/yodanz
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The Meek →
(NSFW sorta not really?)
I stumbled across this webcomic/webmanga a couple weeks ago and thought I’d share it. I adore the art and the plot is really interesting. I can’t wait to find out more about the political intrigue.
I said “Not Safe For Work” simply because some people are touchy about the nudity thing (The female nudity is quirky and funny, but having a naked...
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Interior Design Fail
I’ve spent months in this apartment wishing there was more light in our bedroom, which literally does not have a single lighting fixture installed in the walls or ceiling. Instead it was lit by two dim lamps at night and the window by day. We finally went out today and found a floor lamp. It’s one of those lamps that has three different, moveable light sources coming off a pole in the center...
Going to smack the next person who tells me... →
I don’t think I’ve ever genuinely been afraid of any my classes before like I am this semester. Sure, I was scared of my Criminal Justice class about five weeks in, and IB Bio was a bitch, but…
He walked out from the interview alive.
ariataibi:
rrenlolz:
ariataibi:
rrenlolz:
So I’m going to assume it went decent. I keep texting him and asking how he did and he said, “I missed one question on the quiz” and beyond that he keeps responding “Blaaaaaaaah.”
I’m more nervous for him than I ever was when I got interviewed. Funny how these things work.
I missed 2 questions.
AND I HAVEN’T GOTTEN AN E-MAIL YET. I’M CRYING ON...
Watchariataibi:
ROFL. OMG. “you wanna touch my poof?”
(from scotlanded)
OMG All I can do is stare at his chest hair.
am i being paranoid or am i in the right?
ariataibi:
my roommate keeps leaving our door unlocked and the light on when she leaves to go to class, and it’s really bothering me.
points to be made:
- leaving the light on is environmentally irresponsible and the light switch is right next to the door
- i usually leave my laptop in my room when i go to class and definitely when i go out other places, among other valuable things, but she...
He walked out from the interview alive.
ariataibi:
rrenlolz:
So I’m going to assume it went decent. I keep texting him and asking how he did and he said, “I missed one question on the quiz” and beyond that he keeps responding “Blaaaaaaaah.”
I’m more nervous for him than I ever was when I got interviewed. Funny how these things work.
I missed 2 questions.
AND I HAVEN’T GOTTEN AN E-MAIL YET. I’M CRYING ON THE INSIDE. I’M CRYING ON...
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He walked out from the interview alive.
So I’m going to assume it went decent. I keep texting him and asking how he did and he said, “I missed one question on the quiz” and beyond that he keeps responding “Blaaaaaaaah.”
I’m more nervous for him than I ever was when I got interviewed. Funny how these things work.
“The road to hell is paved with adverbs.”
– Stephen King (via somethingintellectual) <3
Well that's special, UT.
Proving that UTK academics and programs are as important as ever, the class I wait listed into is “TBA.” I’ll just tell my boss that my schedule is “TBA” when she asks when I can work, I’m sure that will go over swimmingly.
Interactive, Futuristic Mind Fuck Webcomic. →
Found this a month or so ago, and in love with the style. It’s brilliant and really involved. I think it’s an awesome use of the computer as media.
there is a kiffin protest on campus right now, and...
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ariataibi:
people care too much about football. YOU HAVE NOT BEEN BETRAYED. LOYALTY IS AN ILLUSION BECAUSE FOOTBALL IS AN ILLUSION. THIS IS NOT REAL LIFE, THIS IS SOMEBODY’S JOB THAT USC WANTS TO PAY HIM MORE MONEY TO DO. IT DOES NOT MATTER. IT JUST DOESN’T.
fuck.
it’s like setting your house on fire because your mom cheated at monopoly.
